Jul 25, 2018
Phil and Kenny are joined by "Sleepy Hollow" star Tom Mison to
discuss and dissect "Cruel Intentions."
"Cruel Intentions," if you're not familiar, is your classic
story of Boy meets Girl. Girl happens to be his Step-Sister. Boy
falls in love. Girl offers a quid-pro-quo. Boy destroys the
reputation of Another Girl. In exchange, Boy get to have sex with
Girl. During speculative sex, Boy is told he can put it wherever he
wants. Girl, may I remind you, his Boy's Step-Sister. Girl kisses
Another Other Girl, who's reputation Boy also has to destroy. Boy
kinda maybe rapes Another Other Girl. Boy concurrently falls in
love with Another Girl, while falling out of love with Girl, who,
may I remind you, happens to be Boy's Step-Sister. In the process,
Boy turns down the opportunity to put it anywhere in the Girl, who,
may I remind you, just so happens to be Boy's Step-Sister. Boy
breaks up with Another Girl precisely because he fell in love with
her. Boy dies. Girl subsequently is exposed and humiliated by
Another Girl, all set to "Bittersweet Symphony."
You know, that old chestnut.