Jun 26, 2019
Jun 19, 2019
How do you blurb a movie like “The Matrix?”
How do you write a blurb that doesn’t suck?
How do you blurb a movie like “The Matrix?”
By mentioning that it’s now beloved by cucks?
Many a-things you’d want to blurb about it.
Many a-things you still don’t understand!
But how can start to say
The film...
Jun 12, 2019
Did you know that in 1999 there was a machine invented called
the “Random Sundance Movie Generator?”
That’s right! For a fraction of what a screenwriter cost, this
machine spit out a complete Sundance movie script in
seconds.
Take, for instance, “Happy, Texas.” No human could have come up
with this...
Jun 5, 2019